Jordan Spieth had just returned to Dallas after his crushing loss at The Masters.
His buddies were determined to cheer him up so they took him out to dinner.
They settled in at their table and the waitress arrives with three glasses of water. She puts a glass in front of each of Spieth’s buddies, but not Jordan……
To which Spieth inquires of the waitress: “Where’s my water?”
To which she answered: “I watched The Masters last week — you’ve had enough!”