John Daly, A Bottle Of Vodka And The Corona Virus Cure

If there were advanced degrees awarded for the consumption of alcohol, John Daly would probably have four or five PhDs, at a minimum.

While Daly is sequestered at home these days, like so many other Americans, Big John has taken to social media to prescribe what he believes to be the cure for the dreaded Corona Virus that has America at a social and economic standstill.

Daly, who spent too many of his playing years as the tour’s most lovable drunk, is passing his time these days with an old friend — a bottle of Belvedere Vodka.

Stashed away in his home office, Daly wished everyone well, hoping everyone was staying safe and healthy to start his “secret prescription” revelation.

“Hopefully, we’ll get over this thing pretty soon and we’ll be back out playing a lot more golf, and everybody will go back to work,” he said. “I kinda got a cure for this.

“I only drink one drink a day, it just happens to be a bottle of good old Belvedere. Just drink one of these a day. You know, sippy, sippy on a McDonald’s Diet Coke; wash it down pretty good. Never have a hangover.  And that’s the way you kill this Corona Virus I believe. But ya’ll be safe, take care and hopefully, we’ll be getting back to the things we do best pretty soon.”

Not sure drinking an entire bottle of Vodka every day will cure anything but it will surely keep one sitting at home, or possibly lying on the floor.

Basically, after consuming an entire bottle, one would be too drunk to do anything except pass out in one’s home office.

Of course Daly is taking this on like a marathon.  He’s in no hurry to consume the entire bottle in a matter of hours, he’s probably stretching it out over daylight hours into the early evening.

For your eye-ball consumption, here’s JD, with his Belvedere glow on:

JD And His Personal Virus Cure: