So an alligator and a hockey player walk into a bar…….
Or how about:
Did you hear the one about the hockey player and the alligator?
Sounds like a perfect joke.
But it’s not.
True story although the first reaction might be — you gotta be kiddin!
Jeremy Roenick did his best to tackle an alligator on the golf course.
Alas, the gator was not a hockey fan and wanted nothing to do with Roenick and hastily plunged into the water.
Notice Roenick didn’t go into the water after said gator.