Out of sight, out of mind.
It’s been wonderful not seeing J.B. Holmes on any golf telecast lately — until the Open Championship.
For three days the turtle-slow Holmes haunted us, reminding us that pace of play is pretty much ignored by the governing bodies.
For Sunday’s finale at Royal Portrush, Brooks Koepka drew the short straw and was paired with The Human Rain Delay.
You gotta feel for Brooksie, he had to watch 87 shots by Mr. Snail.
Ugh.
Good news for J.B. Holmes is that the dogs in the DogLeg Dog House are in no hurry either. Lots of lounging, lots of napping and there’s no clock on the napping.
So Holmes will fit in quite well.
Into the Dog House with J.B. Holmes.
Life is slow there, nice and slow — perfect scene for him.
