Phil Mickelson gave everyone 13 good reasons NOT to pay to watch him go up against Tiger Woods the day after Thanksgiving.
Yes, 13 as in 13-over par at the Tour Championship and DEAD LAST in the field of 30 after stinky rounds of 73-72-76-72. Lefty never sniffed a par round and for that he’s back in the Dog House.
We’re also wondering how this bodes for this weekend’s Ryder Cup matches? Better get it in gear Lefty. In the meantime, we’re moving the Dog House so a spot near the Eiffel Tower so Lefty can spend a couple of nights in it.
But wait! He’s got company.
Bubba Watson finished a horrdendous 10-over and next-to-last, just ahead of Philly-Mick so a solid 29th place for Bubba in the 30-man field. Rounds of 70-72-73 and an “I don’t care” 75 on Sunday. We all know how Bubba feels about playing in Europe, he flounders over there and his attitude sucks.
But wait! There’s more. Seems Captain America finished 28th. He Fatrick Reed finished nine-over and, like Mickelson, didn’t come close to even par all week — 72-74-72-71. And he’s ready for France?