Bryson DeChambeau says he’s feeling “odd” following his failure to launch at The Masters.
He says he needs to find out what’s ailing him and we have just the therapy he requires — the company of our friendly pack of dogs that inhabit the world-famous DogLegNews Dog House.
Chances are Bryson doesn’t have a dog of his own so our dogs have volunteered to nurse him back to full health. Dogs can set your mind at ease, they will lick your hand and make feel like you’re in a better place.
We believe the dogs can also help his state of mind. None of them care that he made triple and double-bogeys last week and even got beat by the field’s oldest player — 63-year-old Bernhard Langer, who is probably 80 yards shorter off the tee than Bryson.
So the dogs are inviting Bryson to spend a few days with them.
You’ll feel a lot better Bryson.
You will.
3 Comments
baxter cepeda
That’s the nicest way you sent someone to the dog house.
Btw Did you send your boi brooks to the dog house last week for his wrong driver excuse in Houston?
Tom Edrington
No Brooks has a long way to go, these guys get heat from the manufacturers and I believe Brooks is still an equipment “free agent.” Yes, Bryson needs to show up at the Dog House, we’ll put a nice lounge chair next to it and he can relax and let all the dogs lick his face….it will make him feel a lot better — therapy dogs!
baxter cepeda
He is a free agent. Which means no excuses.