This one’s easy.
Kooch The Mooch is the featured resident in the Dog House this week.
He becomes the Dog House’s resident cheapskate.
Champions Tour player Tom Gillis confirmed with Mexican caddie — “El Tucan” — who caddied Matt Kuchar to victory at Mayakoba — that said caddie was treated to a $5,000 paycheck for the week.
Sad part is Kuchar went home with a check for just short of $1.3 million.
No doubt the dogs won’t get any treats out of Kuchar while he visits the Dog House.
Those cost too much.