By now everyone knows that Matt “Kooch The Caddie Mooch” Kuchar is one of the tour’s notorious tightwads.
On Tuesday, they had a little ceremony, passing out those huge checks from the Wyndham Rewards pool — the one that has $10 million to throw at the regular season points top 10 guys.
Well, Dog House kudos to Rory McIlroy for firing a fastball at Kooch The Caddie Mooch.
Seems Kooch The Caddie Mooch was explaining that McIlroy had cost him $300,000 by finishing just two points ahead of him in the season-long race, McIlroy quickly fired off this one:
“And we all know what money means to him.”
And once again, just for entertainment, Kooch The Caddie Mooch heads for a short stint in The Dog House.
We’ve advised the dogs that Kooch won’t be picking up the dinner tab.
2 Comments
baxter cepeda
That was some serious lol. Rory is one witty guy.
To Kuchs credit his smile was as big as ever.
Lesson learned for Kuch Tom, give the guy a break.
Tom Edrington
That’s what El Tucan said to Kuch when Kooch The Caddie Mooch handed him a check for #3,000 after winning $1.3 million — Give me a break, Kuch!