By now everyone knows that Matt “Kooch The Caddie Mooch” Kuchar is one of the tour’s notorious tightwads.
On Tuesday, they had a little ceremony, passing out those huge checks from the Wyndham Rewards pool — the one that has $10 million to throw at the regular season points top 10 guys.
Well, Dog House kudos to Rory McIlroy for firing a fastball at Kooch The Caddie Mooch.
Seems Kooch The Caddie Mooch was explaining that McIlroy had cost him $300,000 by finishing just two points ahead of him in the season-long race, McIlroy quickly fired off this one:
“And we all know what money means to him.”
And once again, just for entertainment, Kooch The Caddie Mooch heads for a short stint in The Dog House.
We’ve advised the dogs that Kooch won’t be picking up the dinner tab.