And the Caddy Shack crowd thought gophers are a golf course menace — what happens when two very large pigs decide to take over your course?
That’s exactly what happened at the Lightcliffe Golf Club in Calderdale, England. Two pigs took up residence and started their reign of terror.
One golfer spotted the hefty hogs and tried to shoo them off the grounds. Mistake. One hog bit him and he had to get the old tetanus shot. The porky invaders disappeared after that but emerged two days later and proceeded to root their way through the 18th green, digging it up. The course superintendent, obviously pissed at the pigs, tried to run them off and it was his turn to get the pig bite. So off he went for a tetanus shot.
Desperate, the club called the local Gendarmes but the cops said that rounding up pigs wasn’t in their duty description. Finally, the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals came to the rescue. After the hogs retreated to a more remote section of the course, they ended up on the roadside where they were captured and loaded into transporters and relocated.
The ordeal could have been avoided with a call to the DogLegNews Dog House where our larger hounds would have been more than happy to run the Hefty Hogs off the course.
Bacon sandwiches anyone?
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baxter cepeda
I was just Going to say those two look like they are ready for breakfast.
Forget Covid vaccines Who makes tetanus shots to invest in because this grounds crew alone is raising the stock value.