Okay, time to throw this Phil Mickelson-Tiger Woods post-Thanksgiving Las Vegas match right where it belongs — in the Dog House!
In keeping with that, there is a rumor floating out there that a dog will caddy for Mickelson in the match in attempt to boost subscriptions to this ridiculous Pay-Per-View nonsense.
One big new development:
No fans at the match. You read that right, no tickets will be available for purchase by the general public. Seems the organizers will make it a small, exclusively snobby gathering of sponsors and their peeps along with other assorted big-wigs and their posses. So unless you know The Great Stiney, you may not be able to score a ducat.
Also, still no word on the exact timing, still the day after Thanksgiving, no starting time.
Also, still no word on the Pay-Per-View charge for this match between the two guys who combined to go 0-for-six at the recent Ryder Cup matches in France.
Also, there’s word out there that Mickelson’s agent drew into the contract that the rough can be no longer than one-half-inch high.
So the bullspit goes on and on and on.
Don’t worry gang, there’s plenty of good football that day, just ask Justin Thomas