Now that Phil Mickelson, aka Spoiled Elderly Long-Haired Diva, has declared his aversion to courses with long rough, there’s a rumor going around that some tournament directors are coming up with a perk to try and lure Mickelson to their events.
How about ball-searching dogs?
They’re prepping a squadron of dogs trained to find Mickelson’s stray tee shots, bring them out of the rough and drop said stray tee shots back in the fairway.
With the way the PGA Tour has ignored numerous infractions of the player handbook by Lefty, this one’s a no-brainer.
Rub of the green.
Dogs will be deemed to be an “outside agency.”
Yeah, that’s the ticket.