Thank goodness John Daly never won The Masters.
That doesn’t prevent him from showing up in Augusta this time every year.
Daly uses to the week to try and make money selling his junk aka souvenirs, in the parking lot of an Augusta Hooters.
Daly parks his RV there and lives on site.
Daly does what Daly does and on Tuesday, he signed one woman’s butt cheek.
How drunk was she?
Anyway, we’ve got some butts for Daly, in the Dog House.
Plenty of butts for Daly. Can’t sign ’em, he can sniff ’em.