Nike has gone totally mad with this one.
The Evil Empire has created a new Michael Jordan golf shoe.
Okay, okay, Michael Jordan basketball shoes, yes.
Golf shoes? They can’t be serious.
They can’t be serious because Michael Jordan is basically a 12-handicapper. Sure, you’ve heard those announcers in the past claim he’s a scratch or a one or a two.
Saw his scores years ago when he tried to qualify for the old Western Amateur. Didn’t break 85.
Nike will tell you they’ve come up with these horrible looking things because of Michael’s “love of the game of golf.” Michael doesn’t love golf, he loves to GAMBLE when he plays golf. He gambles, smokes cigars and wears those gosh-awful baggy pants when he’s hanging out with his lap-dog Ahmad Rashad.
Well, if that’s not enough, this news will surely have golfers flocking to the nearest retailer to pick up a pair of these — they come in gray and black. Wow! Can’t wait to show those bad boys off.
Yes, Michael Jordan is a Hall of Fame basketball player. On the golf course, he’s just another guy trying to take money off his buddies.
So sure, give him his own golf shoe.
Do you get a free bowl of soup with those shoes? Oh, but they look good on you, Judge Smails!