The good news in The Dog House is that the dogs don’t need toilet paper.
They don’t need surgical masks either.
The dogs are completely healthy and free from the coronavirus that has turned the world topsy-turvy.
One bad behavior on the human side is that folks appear to be hoarding toilet paper and paper towels.
For those hoarders, once identified, they’ll be sentenced to the large back yard at The Dog House to clean up after the non-toilet-paper-needy dogs.
So stop it!
Stop hoarding that stuff!