Talk about a new and not-so-flattering look for the Golf Channel studio pre-game show — have you seen the shoulder-length hair being sported by Stuart Appleby?
Appleby has gone totally Severus Snape on us, looking very much like the character in the Harry Potter movies played by the late Alan Rickman.
Basically, “Apples” (Appleby’s nickname in his playing days) has no one in his immediate circle of friends and family who will tell him that he looks, well, like an ugly middle-age woman.
It’s hard to keep a straight face while Appleby is launching into some detailed commentary about his playing days as he’s talking about something going on in the weekly PGA Tour event.
His look is so bad that it has gained him immediate entry into The Dog House where the dogs will all done ugly long-hair wigs to welcome Stuart.
During his visit, the dogs will also introduce him to a new grooming tool — it’s called shampoo.
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baxter cepeda
My immediate analogy was homeless man; especially the first shows when he had no sport coat. Then a coat. And finally a tie.
It reminded me of Toms boy Bill Murray in What About Bob: baby step your way to a tie….neat is baby steps to a shave and finally a hair cut. Of course I ain’t one to talk. With my hairdresser aunties thousands of miles away, I get less haircuts than the Aussie.
That being said he is a great player of the last couple of decades so it’s great to get his takes; even if it’s yet another Strong accent for American golf viewers to live with.
Tom Edrington
Stuart obviously doesn’t have any close friends who can simply say: “Apples, the look just isn’t that good..”
baxter cepeda
He mentioned something about a game with friends to not cut their hair.
The producer should have said:
“Game over for you Stuart.”
We didn’t mention the patchy beard; that really brought the look together.
As they say: rookies…
Tom Edrington
Stuart’s wife needs to slap him upside the head then drive him to the barbershop.
baxter cepeda
Not sure if he remarried but as you may remember he lost his wife who got hit by a car years ago. One of
The saddest stories ever. He mentioned his loss last week.