It’s a really nice jaunt from Jupiter to Albany in the Bahamas, especially when you own a 155-foot luxury yacht.
Sure, Tiger Woods might have taken Privacy down to the site of his Hero World Challenge, or, if he was in a hurry, he could have jumped aboard Air Eldrick, his Gulfstream G-700 and gotten there in about 30 minutes. However he chose to travel, Woods made it safely to Albany and his first order of business was to show Race to Dubai winner Jon Rahm, U.S. Open champ Gary Woodland, major champions Henrik Stenson and Jordan Spieth along with Slow Play champ Bryson DeChambeau exactly who is the boss of them.
Woods got in some practice over at Albany Golf Club, the site of his event which starts today. He then headed over to the Grand Hyatt Baha Mar. It’s about 25 minutes away, probably less if you drive a Porsche or Ferrari. It’s a fancy-schmancy resort — tons of amenities including a really long pool that they call The Reflections Pool. That’s where Woods and his pigeons, er, fellow competitors would engage in a wedge shot competition.
A bulls-eye type of target was set up in that pool, 132 yards out. Of course there was a big crowd of resort guests, loud music and no doubt Tiger needling his pigeons, er, opponents.
It was an elimination style competition. Head-to-head stuff.
Stenson took out Rahm. That’s understandable. Rahm’s most likely thinking about his upcoming wedding next week in Bilboa, Spain, where he will tie the knot with his college sweetheart, Kelley Cahill. But we digress.
Jordy took out Gary and of course, Woods handled the bulked-up Bryson DeChambeau, who has packed on no less than 20 pounds over the past two months thanks to his scientific (I Want To Get Huge) workout routines.
In the three-man round, Stenson was eliminated, leaving Woods and Spieth to duke it out.
The final was a six-shot apiece deal. The floating target had rings — 100 points for outer ring, then 200 then 500 (bullseye).
Jordy made one fatal mistake. He threw out to Tiger that the first shot had to be a draw over the trees on the right and the second had to be a cut-shot over the trees on the left. Spieth had just played into the strength of the tour’s best shot-maker. In fact, Woods had probably forgot more about shot-making than the other five know.
So you had Jordy, who has fallen to No. 44 in the world, up against Tiger, who’s a lofty No. 7. Can you spell Mismatch (with a capital “M”)?
Spieth went first and put up 900 points — pretty nice work. Then it was Tiger’s turn. Tiger tied Jordy with five shots. His final shot needed to be anywhere on the floating target. He then did what Tiger Woods does — he nearly holed it. That was 500 big points and a 1,900 to 800 route.
Don’t mess with the host.
They get down to the real golf today. Tiger goes off with J.T. (aka Justin Thomas) at 11:35 a.m. This is an elite 17-player field. All of the U.S. International team is there with the exception of Dustin Johnson, the knee surgery guy. A lot of eyes will be on Rickie Fowler, who Woods called on to replace another knee-injury guy — Brooks Koepka. Rickie hasn’t played much. He’s been busy. Got married then battled a honeymoon stomach virus. Hopefully Rickie’s back to 100 percent.
The favorite over the next four days?
You’d have to figure Rahm. He just won the DP World Tour Championship in Dubai and The Race To Dubai title. Hot hand.
But then, there’s always those pre-wedding jitters.
And yes, that guy Eldrick, the host.
Tough to ever go against Tiger.
4 Comments
baxter cepeda
Confidence builder for Jordan. When’s the last time he got a runner up ?
Rickie hasn’t played in 14 weeks but Tiger is the one who started his tourney like he is off a 4 month layoff.
Rahm looks like all he has on his mind is winning, not weddings, as he is off to another string start.
And Bryson looks like Brooks at the Masters, when he was still big but starving himself for the photo shoot so not quite that big. Bryson is eating when he isn’t pumping iron, so watch out for him; because I don’t expect Bryson to take the bodybuilding too far as some players have in the past.
Tom Edrington
Bryson fell on his face on day one; Spieth was awful, two in the water on 18….Jordy still sucks, evidently.
baxter cepeda
I saw Jordan’s 18th.
Btw Tiger drove it in the right bunker on 18 day 1 and smartly laid up (only to 3 putt but that’s besides the point) while Jordan hit his third from the left slope, ball way above his feet in Bermuda, he almost whiffed it but instead toes it left in the water….again.
Amongst other things Spieths course management is a mess; so far from his impeccable management at the Masters those strong years.
Jordan is still a mess, yes. I just hope he isn’t looking for his game in his golf swing, because that’s not what Spieth is about.
Tom Edrington
Baxter: Jordy’s issues: bad leg action, a weak grip that appears to be getting even weaker and the dreaded two-way miss…..